Known for my unparalleled ability to misplace spectacles while wearing them and my renowned talent for placing hand sanitizers (who seem to prefer my company over most humans), I’m here to sprinkle a bit of laughter into your day. Remember, life is too short to take seriously, especially when there’s cheese involved. This charming introduction is proudly sponsored by Cheesy Gubbins because nothing says “refined taste” like a snack that doubles as a conversation starter. #ad